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Greetings.
It has come to my attention that a memo I wrote to the writers on THE UNIT has found its way onto the internet and “gone viral.”
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This, to me, is both the sincerest form of flattery, and a monstrous act of plagiarism, unequaled, in the annals of theft since the Louisiana Purchase. So, here’s what:
I am now offering, to you, an ACTUAL volume of the actual WRITERS TIPS FOR THE UNIT, just like everyone paid no attention to in the Writers’ Room. This handy booklet, a mere ten pages, can fit in your shirt pocket, jeans pocket, and can shim up a bad roll on a pool table.
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I would include in this package my essay which appeared on the internet, but you’ve probably already read it or downloaded it.